"My name is Ruby,
This book is about me."

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Title: One of Those Hideous Books Where the Mother Dies
Author: Sonya Sones
Suggested reading age: 12+
From the back:
It tells the deeply hideous story of what happens when my mother dies and I'm dragged three thousand miles away from my gorgeous boyfriend, Ray, to live in L.A. with my father, who I've never met because he's such a scumbag that he divorced my mom before I was born.
The only way I've ever seen him is in the movies, since he's this mega-famous actor who's been way to busy trying to win Oscars to even visit me once in fifteen years.
Everyone loves my father.
Everyone but me.
This book from a 6th graders point of view:
Me. What book Have you just finished?
Her. You know dummy. You helped me find it.
Me. Tell me anyways...
Her. whatever, its called One of Those Hideous Books Where the Mother Dies
Me: Who wrote it?
Her: uh... I think her name is Sonya Sones.
Me: Your lucky I already knew that. What if you'd been wrong?
Did you like it?
Yep! (goes back to her emails)
Pay attention!
How many stars out of five?
Five.
Me: Who should read it?
Her: Probably not 6th graders. (her face turns red)
Me: Duh thats what I told you before you read it!
Who Should not read it?
6th graders (red faced again)
Me: What are you gonna read next?
Her: TTYL
Me: oh my another book not for 6th graders.
Her: You read it in 6th grade
Me: Thats besides the point....
4 comments:
I'm very confused. I'm sorry... :/
did you read the post before?
lol, very funny and amusing. its always funny seeing a six grader embarass themseslves sometimes. lol
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I'm like you're sister. I read books above my age when I was younger too. And I guess I still kinda do cause there's some thing in book I'm reading that I don't know about.. hehe
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