"I've never had much patience for Romeo."
New Moon by Stephenie Meyer
~Breaking it down~
Characters 6 (Why oh why must it be all Jacob?!)
Uniqueness 8 (it was the same old thing)
plot 5 (there hardly was one)
well-developed 6 (there was nothing to develop)
themes 5 (there was none)
Back 10 (makes it sound better than it is)
feeling 5 (it was boring)
Sex 10 Self destruction 7
kissing 8 gore 8
swearing 8 mental illness 10
F bombs 10 challenge 7
violence 5 drinking/drugs 10
If I gave an honest interpretation of this summary I would say its about a depressed girl and a crazy, obnoxious, immature guy. There hardly even is a plot. It's just a big bunch of blah-blah-blah.
This was a stupid book. This would prove King right about S. Meyer. I wanted to rip it, shred it, the spit on it. Maybe that's a little intense but honestly a waste of time. If this was the first twilight book I would have given up.